i dont like getting yelled at i literally stand there and burst into tears
and they’re like WHY ARE YOU CRYING?!!?! It’s because you’re fucking yelling at me you shithead
the lady at the sandwich shop today was like “that’ll be 4.20 luv, would you like it toasted?” and i nodded and said “blaze it” and the guy working the sandwich toaster lost it
god ‘i write sins not tragedies’ is such a good fucking song
has anyone else’s grades rocketed down since joining tumblr?
stop leaking female celebrities nudes and start leaking the sims 4
- What have you been up to today?
- Alex Turner: I’m up in Glasgow, Scotland, and we’re going to play a show tonight. What have I done today? I’ve done an acoustic radio session… I got a haircut!
- Anything radical?
- Alex: Well, it was a radical trim! But I’ve still got the quiff. I also had a chicken and bacon pie, which was rad.